Yesterday I went 55 years old and of course there was a cake and of course it was loaded with calories!!! Of course I helped myself, it's my cake after all (there's not much left in the fridge either,lol) On the weekend the family will take me out for my birthday dinner and I want to go to the Texas Roadhouse. You know the one with the steaks and ribs, peanut shells on the floor and that birthday saddle that no one will get me on, hehehe
Amanda celebrated there too and she was made to get on the saddle and if I would ever get off my lazy butt and upload my pics you could laugh too. My firm excuse will be that my backside is way too big and if I sit there I will break it *dusts hands off*
I refuse to get on that scale until after the weekend because I know it ain't gonna be pretty folks..........this is Excuse #1
Excuse #2 is my tore-up kitchen (again there are pictures to be uploaded, yeah right). There are no cupboards, sink, and my counter is up against the window. It pored down rain yesterday and my landlord was unable to get my brand-new stuff here without it getting wet. So my kitchen is at 6's and 7's, there are boxes all over the place with kitchen items and canned goods in my living room and I haven't a clue where anything is.
Food is take out, bad enough to wash the normal dishes much less a bunch of dirty pots and pans. Dish-washing is done in containers on my kitchen table, rinsed, dried and put away. Usually it's wash, drip dry and The Old Man will put them away whenever, I was never your organised, picky person when it comes to housekeeping. More your friendly, garden-variety god-natured SLOB.
Excuse #3 is my recumbent bike. I couldn't get to it if I tried. It's under all this STUFF and if the Hypnosis Guy reads this I am going into hiding until my life gets back on track again.
Meanwhile, anybody for coffee and left-over birthday cake?????? Help me eat this PLEASE!!!!
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